The piss drawer. Mom found it. I am grounded for the next 4 months. I mean seriously, how can you do this. A thing so horrific, I daren’t mention. What kind of actual human GARBAGE do you have to be to do this. Pissing in a toilet is the vilest, most DEGENERATE and all around traumatizing thing that I can think of.

The drawer was perfectly designed for piss and storing piss is its intended function. It’s rectangular shape, it’s handle, even the wood it was made of were all specifically planned out by actual EXPERTS to contain my perfectly healthy urine. It’s absolutely appalling how ignorant the human race can be. To not think that the drawer was handed to us from the Gods SPECIFICALLY for the purpose of storing urine for later consumption should actually be illegal. I’m hiring a lawyer.