Hello world! I am a *real* programmer. I only code in Vim, not Visual Studio or Atom, and **NEVER** emacs (if you code in emacs you are INFERIOR). Languages like Python, Ruby, Perl, Java, and C++ are too slow for me. I program in pure bytecode. At least, I used to until I made my own language. It’s called Spark and to write in it you send electrical pulses to your computer. The amplitude and frequency of the pulses determines the structure and sequence of the program. Also, it only works on Unix systems (but they HAVE to be running on a macbook because microsoft sucks!!!). If your stuff isn’t on the cloud by now then you might as well be a caveman. You might have seen my work, I’m quite well known around the bay area. If you ever need help, come to me (only if you can keep up!!). I’m looking forward to working with you. HCF <– only 90’s programmers will get this. 😉

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