Random Commissar: YOU HAVE SULLIED YOUR HANDS – WITH FILTHY PARCHMENTS OF HERESY, GUARDSMAN. HOW DO YOU PLEAD?!

 Random Guardsman: Wuh-what? NO!

 Random Commissar: TOO LATE, HERETIC!

 Random Astartes: YOU INSPIRE YOUR MEN TO STUDY SUCH FOUL SMUT, COMMISSAR?! YOU HERETIC!

 Random Sororitas: YOU DETEST ABLE MUTANTS FILL YOUR HEADS WITH SUCH VILE OBSCENTITY?! DIE, HERETIC!!

 Random Sororitas: … m-maybe just… one read…

 Random Grey Knight: SISTER, I NEED YOUR BLOOD TO MA- Oh, hold on. YOU’RE A HERETIC!

 The Inquisitor: Y’know what, they’re just running around shooting each other down there, – better just lay the exterminatus upon these heretics, alright, FIRE!