Video was too long. Halfway through it, I
got hungry so I left it playing and went to
the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But
then I found out that I’m out of mayonnaise
so I went to a store. There, I saw the most
beautiful woman I have ever seen in my
whole life. But I’m really a shy person
so I took up a three-year personality
development course so I can introduce
my self. She was very friendly and all, but
unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said,
all good, I’m a mature person. I want the
best for her and I harbor no illusion that I
am the best person for her and she seems
happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother
her anymore. But we kept in touch and we
became friends and I got over my crush on
her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend,
we drank some alcohol because of it, I told
her she’ll be fine and I wished her well. I
still think she’s the most beautiful woman
in the world, but like I said, I am over my
crush on her. It was like five years already
when I first saw her. Besides, I am quite
happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush
So we kept hanging out, drinking, having
coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started
dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to
live some other life without me in it, so I
said, okay, I want the best for you and I
want you to pursue your happiness. My
lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and
she gave me the same advice l gave her
when she was in that position and I became
okay with the breakup immediately. But we
were really drunk, so she spent the night
in my apartment. I only have one bed, so
you know what that means: She took the
bed and I slept on the couch. But on the
couch, I really can’t sleep. Something was
bothering me. So I tossed and turned for
about three hours, then I finally can’t take it
anymore, I stood up and went straight to my
room where she’s sleeping. I approached
the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for
her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She
stirred and woke up. She asked what’s up. I
told her, you know, the first time I saw you,
I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to
the store to get some mayo then I got
distracted by life that I forgot to finish the
video. She said, you know what, I’ve been
wondering about a weird noise in your night
drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo
and behold, there’s my phone and this video
still has two minutes of play time on it.