No one knows what the fuck is going on in there. You could walk in, disappear, and end up a comatose amnesiac on the banks of Lake Erie. Hell, the Chimera from Resistance could’ve made planetfall there last decade with none the wiser. With none able to be wiser. Or the people there could be amassing an invasion force to conquer the planet in the name of Bob Dole. I don’t know, you don’t know. No one can know what happens in Ohio except Ohio.