Isn’t it obvious?

Think of how many people waste energy running to a cold dirty toilet seat. No one likes public bathrooms, but you know what everyone can enjoy? A secret that only they know about.

What do the rest of you people plan to do? Go to the toilet, squeeze one out, flush, wipe and go on with the rest of your day?

No first you… squeeze, but not so much that it comes all the way out. You push almost until your anus widens enough to let go, but just before you get there you call your little friend back. You can’t do this as well when your cheeks are spread on a toilet. While seated your clenched buns protect the forbidden maw from letting the do do lose.

Eventually when you’re ready for the release your body clenches up, time stops, and it slowly oozes out. If you were in a stall you couldn’t look someone in the eye as the poop descends from your butthole, but you can now

… not only do you have a little secret that no one knows about you’ve got a poop cushion that ‘s with you for the rest of the day.