1. Vasaline – Something you might find lying around your house, Convenient easy to use.
**(May cause balanitis as its a petroleum-based product)*
*9/10*
2. Dove Lotion – Pretty smooth almost use this on a day-to-day basis. smooth, fast, and
efficient.
*9.5/10*
3. Peanut Butter – Makes yo dick feel creamy and soft and jerking off with it is a pretty relaxing experience, Make sure to get the one without chunks as they might slip down your urethra
*10/10*
4. Razor Blades – This is for sigma males ONLY, It Might make you circumcised if you aren’t already idk.
*itsbleeding/10*
5. Liquid Uranium – Uranium melts at 1100c so you’re going to need to figure out how to get to that temperature, but other than that its a pretty fire experience, might give you superpowers or an extra dick or two
*elephantsfoot/10*