Does anybody know how to clean blood
and shit out of a skirt?

Recently, due to an (entirely heterosexual) encounter with
a dildo and skirt, I have shit myself and cannot get it out
of the carpet and skirt.
Basically, I bought a 15-inch red silicone t rex bad dragon
dildo (for one of my many girlfriends not me l’m not
gay) but when I was taking it out of the box I fell over
weirdly and accidentally slid all 15 inches deep into my
ass while wearing thigh highs and a skirt and jerking
off with a gag in my mouth. but it went too deep and
that made me have sudden explosive diarrhea, and I
guess the dildo must have punctured something cause
there was a lot of blood in it, and then 1 got shocked and
pissed myself right when I came (accidentally), so now
there’s piss blood shit and cum in the carpet and all over
the thigh highs and skirt and stuff and my parents are
coming round tomorrow and I can’t get it out and there’s
so much shit everywhere and my apartment has this
vomit-inducing smell like someone died help what do I
do?