So me and my friend were walking home from school and I just casually point out this “new” building a block from my house.

He says:

`bruh it’s been here for 3 FUCKIN weeks, see this is the shit linux does to you`

(I spent weeks configuring my arch install)

Then I also had a dream that I had a Linux girlfriend, we had sex and after I came we went together and compiled gentoo on our libreboot ThinkPads.

And then I wake up, look into the mirror and I see a little beard growing on my neck. Fuck