CLOSE THAT GOSH DARN TELECOMPUTER DEVICE THIS INSTANT. I done-darn-diddly saw those inapropreiet messages .. with a WOMAN !
That darn internet thang is confiscated for a M\*NTH!1!!!!!!11!!
from now on, you will only use the Mac1nt0sh to txt M3N!1!!!!!11
Lots of love, grandad 🙂