Tyl Regor is, objectively, the best waifu and I can prove it

Man’s got every quality you could ever desire in a partner, think about it for a second.

First off, his silky smooth, handsome voice that sounds like honey for our audio receptors… I don’t have to elaborate on that any further.

It’s handsome enough to turn straight men gay; handsome enough to make anyone want to build their sword to strip him off his armor as fast as possible and give it to him.

He’s also a man of science! Meaning that to learn everything he knows, he must also be an amazing listener on top of being highly intelligent.

And even though he’s sort of a geek, my guy’s absolutely SHREDDED, have you looked at them thighs? Or his incredibly defined chest and abs? Clearly he cares about his health, both mentally and physically. Something to be admired.

He’s also a really empathetic man, who deeply cares and loves his brothers and sisters. His whole life work being dedicated to heal them from the curse their previous “masters” placed over them. He could use his intelect to probably take over the grineer army and use formorians to rule de solar system, but he doesn’t. He dedicates himself to helping others.

He’s also incredibly humble and forgiving. In the “Operation: Tubemen of Regor” we see BOTH Alad V and Nef Anyo working to destroy/steal his life work. Does he retaliate? Does he try to take potty revenge on them? No. He does not. He understands these people are lost in their delusion, and because he’s above that he just doubles down on his research instead of pursuing revenge.

Even in the new mirrored defense mission, you never see him talking about wanting to hurt the Orokin trapped in the crystals, even though they’re the same people that enslaved the grineer and cursed them. He merely talks about freeing them, now that they’re out of danger, and taking a simple DNA sample for his research. Meanwhile the corpus want to use them for their trade deals travels. And the lotus wants to keep the trapped to fulfil some dead crystal’s wish of keeping them encaged. Really, he’s the good guy here.

And yet although humble he still knows he’s self worth. Stating that he could do a better job at being a warmonger than Vay Hek but instead of rubbing it in his face, allowing him to do hes thing because it makes that metal parrot happy.

Also let us not forget that while he isn’t on to hold grudges he still decides to risk his life protecting his life’s work, even if that means he dies, just so the other grinder are able to live better lives; when he realizes the Tenno arent going to change their cruel ways towards his family. Truly, a man of hojor

And, he has a lovely sense of humor as well to top it all off.

The only way you can claim that Tyl Regor isn’t the best waifu, is if your argument is “he ain’t waifu regor. He’s Daddy Regor.” Which is a completely valid point to make.