Fizz has the most raw, fresh-not-frozen sex appeal of any League champ past, present, or future.

Ahri wishes she had as much charm. When was the last time you saw Ahri attract a shark? Fizz has to trick Chomper to even get near her.

Katarina? Please. Dancing with blades is nothing compared to dancing with a pole, which Fizz does effortlessly.

Graves? His double-barreled chest is no match for Fizz’s mesmerizing markings. Plus one wriggle of those thicc amphibious hips would make anyone quickdraw.

We know that sex sells, and with Riot’s recent inclusion of Fizz into one of their promotions shows that they’re finally starting to accept that he is the true key for League’s attraction.

Oh, and the emotes are pretty cute too.