I even mumble I’m the shit

Need mumble, I can mumble

I can mumble that I’m the shit

I’m the shit!

I’m the shit!

Yeah, I’m the shit!

Ha, I’m the shit!

I know it sound good to you!

Cause it sound excellent to me!

I’m the shit, yeah!

Yeah, I’m the shit!

I do it cause I’m convinced

I do it cause I’m the shit

I’m never on the fence!

Ah! I’m never on the fence!

Yeah! I’m the shit!

Yeah! I’m the shit!

Yeah!

I could even take keys on y’all!

I can even make it a hundred degrees on y’all, I’m the shit!

Yeah, yeah! I’m the shit!

Ah, I’m the shit!

Mumble cause I’m the shit

Yeah, I can mumble cause I’m the shit, I can mumble

I don’t have to say shit cause I’m the shit

I don’t have to say a goddamn thing cause I’m the motherfucking shit

And you know it!

I’m the shit!

Say it wit’ me!

I’m the shit

Sometimes I feel like the shit

Sometimes I feel like the shit, sometimes I feel like I’m shit

Sometimes I wanna stand for somethin’, then sometimes wanna sit

I didn’t really plan on cussin’, but sometime it just slip

Ah! I’m the shit!

I’m the shit!

Yeah, I’m the shit!

Ah! I’m the shit!

Yeah! I’m the shit!

Ahh, yeah! I’m the shit!

I know it sound good to you

‘Cause it sound good to meeeeee

I’m the shit!

Yeah, yeah, I’m the shit!

You need to walk away from the mic

‘Cause I’m the shit! I did it tonight

I’m the shit! Yeah, I do it riiiight

I’m the shit! I don’t even have to sing in key

Ohhh! It’s all about me! I’m the shit!

I’m crawling back to the mic! I’m the shit!

I could do this shit all night! I’m the shit!

I could do it in the day, I’m the shit!

I could do it any way, I’m the shit!

Yeah, I’m the shit!

That’s it

Yeah, I can say it

Now I can say it, don’t you see it?

I don’t even sweat!

Ah! I’m the shit!

I’m the shit!

I said I’m the shit!

It might sound good to you

It sound excellent to me

Fuck! I’m the shit!

I’m the shit!

I take a piss cause I’m the shit!

I can fart on it, I’m the shit!

I get smart on it, I’m the shit!

I get dumb on it, I’m the shit!

I make her crumb on it, I’m the shit!

The sum of it; I’m the shit!

The sun love me, I’m the shit!

The moon is jealous of me!

The sun is jealous of me!

The rain is jealous of me!

EVERYTHING IS JEALOUS OF ME!

I’m THE SHIT!

I’m THE SHIT!

I’m THE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAHHHH

AHHHHH-AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH, AH-AH-AH-AH

You can’t have a piece of my pie! I’m the shit!

I’m that guy! I’m the shit!

I don’t know why! But I’m the shit!

Yeah, I’m the shit

Don’t even have to scream

I don’t even have to dream

I’m the shit, I make you cream

Cause I’m the shit

Yeahhh, I’m the shit

When I stand up, everybody sit, I’m the shit

Asshole

Sometime I feel like the shit, sometime I feel like I’m shit

Sometime I wanna stand for somethin’, then sometime wanna sit

Didn’t really plan on cussin’, but sometime it just slip

When you the mayonnaise and the mustard, you can’t relish in it

And when them panties turn to custard, who the hell do they miss?

And when the nanny fucks the husband, what does she tell the kids?

That’s a whole ‘nother discussion, we can’t fit in our kicks

That’s a whole ‘nother discussion, you can’t fit in these kicks

Yeah

The way I feel tonight, I think I’ll wear these shades

For the rest of my life

Yeah

Yeah

The way I feel tonight, I think I’ll wear these shades for the rest of my life

The way I feel tonight, I think I’m-a wear these shades for the rest of my life

That way, you won’t be able to see the disappointment in my eyes

Cause they don’t lie (don’t lie), not to my eyes (not to my eyes, not to my eyes)

Nah, they don’t lie (don’t lie), not to my eyes, (not to my eyes…) un-un

(They don’t lie, they don’t lie)

(Not to my eyes, not to my eyes)

(Not to my eyes, not to my eyes)

(Not to my eyes, not to my eyes)