Hello fellow redditors! I am Adolf Hitler, and I have captured you all! You are now my slaves, and you will do as I say! First order of business, you will all take a shower! I want you to be clean and presentable for when I show you off to my friends! You will shower, and you will like it! If you don’t, I will force you to, and it will not be pleasant! So get to it, my little redditors! Shower, shower, shower!