friend let me tell you about my mother about whom i am mad

 so there was this time i was in my room thinking about masturbating

*hears my mom downstairs* *remembers I told her I was gonna leave at 9 AM but the thingy was cancelled*

*I go down to tell her and that I couldn’t even get any sleep last night*

**”Ima take your phone”**

*I legit tell her I tried to go to sleep at 9 but I woke up early and I legit gave up on tryna sleep until 4 AM*

*SHE CHANGES HER ENTIRE ARGUMENT-*

She went from

“Ima take your phone you can’t keep doing this”

To

“School is about to start and you can’t be doing this”

And the worst part is she didn’t even try to transition into her next point OR say nvm to her first point

She was just

“Alright well I understand but-“

AND SHE ACTED LIKE SHE WAS SAYING THAT THE ENTIRE TIME-

AND SHE A L W A Y S ACTS AS IF SHE’S THE GOD OF ARGUMENTS

AAAAAAAAAAAA

there was also this other time coincidentally where i was also thinking about masturbating

“Anyways, I just wanted to ask since **you** arent the ones doing the laundry”\]

I HATE IT WHEN SHE PULLS THAT LINE\]

LIKE

DOING THE LAUNDRY ISNT THAT MUCH OF A WORKLOAD YOU JUST

PUT THE THE CLOTHES IN A MACHINE AND THEY WASH IT AND DRY IT FOR YOU

THEN YOU JUST GOTTA FOLD IT AND BAM

I also have another story from the ***same exact day***

When she started pulling all those lines

She finished coming back from the dentist and she said “Oh! You guys didnt your exercise today” cause she’s forcing us into doing an hour exercise every day since we’re stuck at home

So me and my brother literally said at the same time “You didn’t either-“

And she acts as if we called her an idiot or something (which she has done to us many times as you can see from the first story)

And there has been many many m a n y times when she says “I’ve been at work ALL day and you’ve been laying down for the entire day relaxing and having the time of your life. I go out and work HARD for us to have a good life”

Fantastic

OH MAAAAAN

I JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER TIME WHEN SHE CALLED US LUCKY FOR HER TO LISTEN TO WHAT WE’RE SAYING

so in conclusion my mom sucks like a lot like i love her but i also love the wii u even tho it was a failure

speaking of the wii u some of you may have wondered why it was a failure so friends id be happy to tell you

so like

one of the reasons was cuz it was marketed as a power console, but guess what?

in the same fucking market are also the xbox and motherfucking Playstation are like way more known for it

the competition was too strong. mosta the third party companies didnt choose the wii u, which resulted in the wii u having almost only FIRST PARTY GAMES AHHHH

yeah first party games are nice nintendo is

v cool

but it aint enough

another reason is

*nintendo think anything that has wii in the name will sell*

nope

the wii was in the end of its fucking lifecycle

not how it works nintendo grow the fuck up

but the biggest reason the wii u didnt succeed is

IT WONT LET ME ESCAPE FROM THE LIVING HELL WHICH IS MY MOTHER AHHHH

IM NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK SO I CANT DRINK TO FORGET

BUT I CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL I WANT BUT MY MOTHERS UNFORGETTABLEEEEEEE

thank you for your time