Hang on buddy, I gotta check my receipt.

Nope, nowhere anywhere on here does it say I ordered a great big walloping dose of your fucking opinion but good golly gosh ya still jumped right on in there and stuck your finger right down my throat. While here’s what I’m regurgitating as a spectacle buddy my complete and utter indifference towards your self righteous superiority complex. Life’s nothing but a joke. There are no unfunny jokes, just unfunny people. So take your intrusive finger and shove it right up your ass where it more than likely spends most of its time coz I gotta tell ya buddy.

It tastes like bullshit.