Itching an extremely itchy butthole is a feeling better than any orgasm.

Buckle the fuck up guys..


it happens to everyone, in the office, lounging on the couch, or in the car the moment hits. You know it when you feel it. You start wiggling in your seat hoping that the fabric or something will catch it just right and it will ease your suffering and put an end to your misery. Maybe you didn’t wipe well enough, maybe you have raging fucking hemorrhoids and your wife makes fun of you for it, but it happens to the best of us. Finally you get to the bathroom grab you a massive fucking wad of TP and you just go to town on that ass, and it’s a feeling like no other, a feeling of pure ecstasy better than any thing you have ever felt.

At least that’s how I feel about it.

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