The letters S and K are redundant, outdated, and singular. It is too complicated for two letters to make two different sounds when an alternative can easily group both sounds under one letter, the superior C. Having only C to make two sounds would streamline the learning process and make learning the alphabet for kids easier. For example, snake would be spelled cnace, scat would be spelled ccat, and blacks would be spelled blaccc. It may seem nonintuitive at first but quickly makes sense (cence).

Having only 24 letters in the alphabet is superior to the current 26 or potential 25 letters by removing C. 26 is only divisible by 13 and 2, we can all agree this is terrible. 25 is nice bc its square root is a nice whole number but is divisible by ONLY one number aka 5. 24 is divisible by FOUR numbers, 8 6 4 and 3. Being divisible by so many numbers makes 24 versatile AND sexy. It is almost divisible by 7 as well.

C has a great shape. The semi-circle or half-moon nature of C makes it a popular choice in every alphabet as far back as the egyptian heiroglyphs. K looks like an asian character turned 90° which, much like the nazi swastika was originally the buddhist symbol for peace turned 45°, is racist. Some say the ideal tenants of racism hold some ground in truth but most racists also think loli porn should be banned which invalidates anything they say or think (i dont condone loli porn but i know most of you do). S does have a nice squiggle to it but it is too similar to the number 5 which can make some peoples handwriting hard to read. C cannot be confused for anything besides itself, granting it bad handwriting immunity.

The purposes of S and K are overshadowed by C. C is responsible, mature, and fun. It is part of the acronym CEO which is what we all wish we were. C is like that old friend who is successful but not judgemental and loves to hang out with you. C is positive, original, and functional. C is that girl next door who is cute and wants to have sex with you and will be up front about it so you dont have to guess. C likes to smoke weed and play video games with you.

Please vote for C in the upcoming letter election. We are trying to move forward and make society better, not worse.