Jewish Mindset Workout Schedule:

– – MONDAY – –

1. Wake up (4:30 AM)

2. Bomb Palestine. (This will confuse the muscles and ensure MAXIMUM GAINS)

3. 10 Bicep curls x 5

4. Use racial slurs (This will confuse the Hamas terror cells in your muscles in order to ensure MAXIMUM GAINS)

5. 25 Push ups x 4

6. Burn down an orphanage (Fatherless Palestinians ftw)

7. 25 Pull ups

8. Eat ass

9. Rest

– – TUESDAY – –

1. Wake up

2. Hack the Iranian National Grid (Muslims Terror-cels seething over mossad chads)

3. Build a Synogogue in the middle of Mecca

4. Enslave Muslim wahmen (make them wear funny hat haha)

5. Farmer’s Walk (Carry slaves home)

6. Seggs

7. Eat pork and drink alcohol

8. Sleep

– – WEDNESDAY – –

1. Wake up

2. Choose violence

3. Assassinate a Syrian general

4. Pray

5. Inject gay chemicals into the zamzam well

6. 5 reps of counting money

7. Casually influence American Election

8. Sleep knowing that Israel did nothing wrong

– – THURSDAY – –

1. Shit the bed.

2. Wake up.

3. Kidnap orphans.

4. Have them clean bed.

5. Appropriate gay culture.

6. Advocate for interracial marriage.

7. Sterilize Asians.

8. Wipe ass.

9. Sleep.

– – FRIDAY – –

1. Wake up.

2. Watch the sun rise upon a grateful universe.

3. Make love with muslim sex slaves.

4. Thank god.

5. Deadlifts a mosque.

6. Cuck a muslim.

7. Shit on a Christian.

8. Wipe ass.

9. Sleep.

– – SATURDAY & SUNDAY – –

1. Have seggs.

2. Eat.

3. Play Halo 2 & 3.

4. Sleep.