Holy shit how many times has this been posted. How many? How many??!!! Mods please tell me how many times this has been reposted. Months. Years. Decades. I have long been on this subreddit and many times have I seen this post. I’ve seen this post more than I’ve seen my own penis. More than I’ve seen my mother. I’ve took less breaths than the amount of times I’ve seen and downvoted this absolute trash repost. It makes me sick every time I see it. I’ve complained about it on blogs, family dinners, and to friends. It makes me lose sleep in pure anger. The thought distracts me even at work. It’s tearing my family apart. In essence… In short… What I’m trying to say is… This post is destroying my life. To no end. Why have you forsaken me? Why are you directly attacking me with this prime example of the absolute laziness of human kind in a shallow attempt to get meaningless internet points? You disgust me.