YOU KNOW WHAT!? FUCK YOU ALL IN THE ASS! YOU DON’T KNOW GOOD FUCKING MUSIC WHEN YOU HEAR IT! YOU ARE ALL JUST DICK SUCKING LIBTARDS OF THE MAINSTREAM CULTURE WHO PRAISE WHATEVER THE FAKE NEWS PRAISES EVEN IF THEIR VOCALS ARE PURE SHIT! IAN IS A FUCKING GOD OF MUSIC AND YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW THAT! I’D SUCK HIS DICK! I’D LET HIM FUCK MY NASAL HOLES IF HE WANTED! I’M SO DISAPPOINTED IN ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I CAME HERE EXPECTING TO MEET SOME PEOPLE WITH A DECENT TASTE IN MUSIC BUT NO! JUST FIVE MINUTES LISTENING TO IAN’S VOICE AND YOU’LL KNOW WHAT AN AMAZING FUCKING SINGER HE IS! YOU’D GET ERECT JUST HEARING HIS OPENING BREATH! HE IS EVERYTHING TO ME BUT YOU ARE ALL TOO THICKSKULLED TO SEE THAT! FUCK YOU ALL, MOTHERFUCKERS! GO SUCK DIO’S MOULDY DICK, YOU SIMPS, AND LET HIM FILL YOUR MOUTH WITH HIS FUNGUS INFESTED EJACULATION! I’M GOING TO GO LISTEN TO BORN AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY, SOME ACTUAL FUCKING GOOD MUSIC AND YOU KNOW IT! ENJOY YOUR PATHETIC LIVES!!!

 (Context: Ian Gillan was the lead singer of Sabbath in ’83 and Dio from ’79-82, then again in ’92)