Some days, I wish I was a girl. Not because of “emotions” or that “being stuck in the wrong gender” bullshit. I wanna be a girl because they got fuckin titties man. And there ain’t nothin better than a pair of luxurious milky mountains. Feeling down? Give em a squeeze. Someone else feeling down? Let them have a squeeze. Man tittles just aren’t the same. If I’m in the shower, poundin my cum fountain with one hand, I want some genu-ine mighty fine bonhonkeras in the other. But there’s just one thing stopping me from achieving Nirvana. And that is that girls are fucking gay.