Today, I was working at the airport and enjoying the jiggly boobs of tourists and staring at their tight asses. Short after I went to wash my hands, I was poking the soap machine furiously, instead of the soap dripping normally, it fucking splashed into my eye directly and I was screaming in agony from the burning damage I took until I realized I deserve this because I used my eye on the wrong purpose and I didn’t avert my gaze.