yeah right. people act so tough on the internet but if that pelican attacked you I’m pretty sure flight would override your fight. but even that can’t save you. what are you gonna do, outrun a fucking pelican? these are the descendants of raptors. 1.25 metric seconds later and you’re on the ground bleeding out. as the light and life start to fade from whatever shitty color your eyes are the last thing you see is a pelican dislocating it’s jaw so that it can slowly start to swallow you whole, head first. good luck dying loser.