\>me: wants to try out qobuz for lossless streaming

\>qobuz: says no in region block fashion

\>me: \*thinks i’ve outsmarted them by using a VPN\*

\>qobuz: VPN block

\>me: gets someone to sign up for me

\>also me: uses own credit card

\>qobuz: declines because they ALSO have a billing address region block

\>me: tries out [privacy.com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) for prepaid cards to use on qobuz

\>[privacy.com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ): NOOO!!!1!!111!!1!!11! WE HAVE A REGION BLOCK IN PLACE1!!1!!!11!1!1!!11!!!!