It was a chilly winters eve, my mother had gone to the bakery to pick up some freshly baked bakery items. I was watching Kung-Fu Panda : Legends of Awesomeness in my bed. When I saw Po’s big fat belly. Idk why, but that set me over the edge. My peepee was rocky. Armed and ready I slipped my peepee into my stuffed Po doll and I just looked into his cloth eyes. “I love you Jack Black” I said to myself. When my mother returned from her quest to gather the baked bakery items I told her about my passion for Kung-Fu Panda. She bought me all 3 movies !!!

TL:DR Po is one hot motherfucker