It’s not water that makes me powerful, It’s piss. Water is just diluted piss but the body purifies it. I drink my own piss constantly and now I’m so powerful I scream to open doors and I’ve crushed men twice my size with a single downward slap. I can stomp hard enough to break concrete and send shockwaves through the earth. I’m almost pure piss now. I can feel the wind call to me. I will be able to fly soon thanks to my piss powers.