I’ve been a hardcore coffee drinker for over a decade (I’m 33) and only recently I’ve started drinking energy drinks, however I now realize energy drinks are far superior.

When you drink coffee it calms you down and pacifies you. Looking back on all the years I’ve been drinking it (and I listen to a lot of Bob Dylan while doing so) I feel like it’s turned me into an old geezer.

Energy drinks on the other hand amp you up and give youthful energy. With energy drinks I listen to music like Metallica and Slayer, and it puts me into the active role instead of the passive.

Another way to put it is coffee is for conformists and energy drinks are for nonconformists.