“Heeeeello, this is Runforthecube. Today we have a Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy, Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy. Let’s slice it open, so he can breathe. Mmm, fresh air. Pet Rat time to come alive. Escape the package, escape the package. Pet Rat is very big and long, very big and long. The bottom is very flat. Good boy, very good boy. Pet Rat is a very good boy. A-rat-tat-tat-tat, A-rat-tat-tat-tat, A-rat-tat-tat-tat. Smell my finger, smell my finger. I’m giving my Pet Rat a head massage, a head massage. My Pet Rat has a strong bungee cord, a strong bungee cord. I must have this bungee cord, snip it off. Snip! Awe, I like my bungee cord. It is cute. Cut out his eyeball, cut out his eyeball. I wonder if Pet Rat has a brain, I wonder if Pet Rat has a brain. Let’s find out. Cut him open! I think I found his brain, I think I found his brain. I can not pull it out. It is stuck inside. Bah duh bah duh bah nah nah nah nah. Bah duh bah duh nah nah nah nah. Peace, Peace Out!”