I would see you in the hallway, make eye contact slowly, start a backflip so impressive that it feeds impoverished children (effectively solving world hunger), point fingerguns at the principal ( we’ve been friends since kindergarten), park my brand new buggati (its red), land my backflip (10/10) , dab up 5 people after my landing ( they are the now grown up children that I’ve fed), have a heart attack (it was foreshadowed), stay in the hospital for 5 months (I’m chill like that), rack up an enormous amount of debt (a good 90 thousand dollars), put a shotgun in my mouth (classic dinkster move), meet god (knew him since kindergarten), do a backflip so impressive I’m sent to hell to redeem everyone (I’m the new jesus), come back from hell (goku got added to fortnite), offer you some help carrying your bags (I’m chill like that) and marry you