your walking down an empty forest

all is dark


you feel a hand grab your shoulder

the strength of the grip and its warmth surprises you

you turn around

and looking you dead in the eyes

is him


this normally wouldn’t surprise you

except he isn’t wearing any clothes his flaccid 14 inch male reproductive organ dangles in front of you

it rests against the cold forest dirt

all of a sudden, you lose consciousness

when you awake you’re in the hospital

you have undergone a small intestine transplant

they say your old small intensive was destroyed by some sort of rectal penetration you have to wear diapers for the rest of your life

because of Momo