My family was returning home from visiting a relative in California and somewhere in the dessert we stopped at a gas station, and you know what I saw?

A Coyote Chasing a Roadrunner, and the Coyote failed to catch him, so I approached him to show him how its done, he accepted.

First off I told him to stop ordering from the ACME corporation because they are a bunch of con artist.

2nd I told him to grab a boulder and I would do the rest.

I went back to the gas station to pick up some birdseed and When I wemt back the Coyote had the boulder.

I told him to hold the boulder over tge cliff until I gave a thumbs up.

I poured the birdseed onto the road and the roadrunner came and ate some, I told him I would give him some more if he would catch one in the air.

I gave the Coyote a thukbs up and threw the birdseed on the ground.

The boulder crushed the roadrunner as the Coyote brought him to his cave, the Coyote gave me $20 and thanked me.

I went back to the car and waited for my family to come out.

Am I The Buttface?