PIDGEONS are WEAK FUCKS. THEY ARE 2 LEGGED RAT BASTARD ANIMALS. All they do is FUCK AROUND, OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Thinking that THEY can GET AWAY with IT.

I will show YOU how to deal with the smug, rat bastard face of these god damn pidgeons. Those FUCKS that come around your FUCKING garden, and start pissing and SHITTING all over your garden, and leave like THEY are the ONES THAT CONTROL THE WORLD.

But you, YOU are a REAL MAN. A REAL TRUCKER. AND BEING THE BADASS TRUCKER THAT YOU ARE, YOU WILL SHOW THOSE SQUAKY MOTHERFUCKERS HOW IT IS TO BE A REAL TRUCKER.

PIDGEONS ARE THE ONES THAT ARE RUINING OUR WORLD. I ONCE LIVED IN A WORLD WITH PEACE. A WORLD WHERE I COULD GO OUT OF MY HOME AND NOT SEE A PIDGEON, RUINING EVERYBODIES COLLECTIVE DAYS. I HAD A DREAM OF THE TIMES I ONCE LIVED THROUGH. I HAD A DREAM OF THE DAYS I SPENT WITH REST. I HAD A DREAM OF THE HOURS WHERE I WAS A FREE MAN. UNBOUND BY THESE PIDGEONS. I WAS ONCE A MAN YOU WOULD SEE IN THE STREET AND THINK NOTHING OF. I WAS AVERAGE. I WAS HAPPY. I LIVED A GOOD LIFE. A GOOD LIFE WHERE I COULD STEP OUT OF MY HOUSE WITHOUT SPOTTING THESE ANIMALS. THESE ANIMALS WORTH LESS THAN A CARDBOARD BOX WITH NOTHING INSIDE. I HATE ALL PIDGEONS. EVERY PIDGEONS. THERE ARE NO EXCUSES AND THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS. GOD HAS A WAY TO EXTERMINATE AND TERMINATE ALL SPECIES IN THE END, AND FOR THESE PIDGEONS I AM THE WILL OF GOD. I WILL BE THE ENDER OF THEM. I WILL BE THE ONE TO KILL THEM ALL WITH MY BARE FISTS.

First step is to find the pidgeon in question. The best pidgeon to ASSERT your DOMINANCE to, are those pidgeons that find it hilarious to piss and shit ALL over your GARDEN. You have to make sure that IT was the one that SHAT alll over your garden. TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT IT.

Second step is to START VIOLENTLY MASTURBATING. Be careful though. If you go too fast, the RAT BASTARD AVIAN will fly, and you will lose the fight against them. You need to be as fast but as quiet as you can to not alert them.

Once you aim it, the third step begins. This is where you can finally SHOW YOUR DOMINANCE to the pidgeon. Unleash what you have inside of you all over the pidgeon, and watch it humiliated. Watch it’s weak body succumb to your seed, and try to fly away in utter shame and embarrasment.