We’ve obviously had a performance that’s genuinely shameful, it’s so bad that I’ve had several friends text me and ask me if I’m doing alright.

That being said, you’ve got to be off your rocker if you think Hasenhuttl should be sacked. We suffered through Mauricio Pellegrino and Mark Hughes for two years only to finally find a competent manager, we’re not going to bin him after ten games after we waited three months too long to bin Pellegrino.

It’s not like he instructed any of the lads to forget what defending is, asked Bertrand to make a horror tackle ten minutes in, or wrote in the match plan to capitulate after the first goal. What we honestly need is a sports psychologist to come in and work with the lads every day, I haven’t seen such mental weakness since my ex bird locked herself in my bathroom and needed two hours of consoling before making a geography presentation to six people. I haven’t seen such bad defending since my ex girlfriend tried to defend making a tinder account “to make friends” to me. I haven’t seen heads drop faster than my ex girlfriend’s head dropped onto the pillow after a night out when she spent the whole walk home talking about she was going to give me the shagging of my life Fuck off Valery, fuck off Vestergaard, fuck off Bertrand, and more importantly fuck off Jessica I thought we had something special.