Alright listen here love, I’m not telling you this just to hold conversation. I’m telling you this for your own safety and well-being. So take what I’m about to tell you very seriously. Dolphins. Are. Evil. Alright, got that? Good. Now here’s the next part, don’t ever feed one (if you do so or have done so previously please, for your own sake, ignore them when they come to thank you for all the fish), please do not talk about dolphins or what I’m telling you now if you are within 300 m of a dolphin, and lastly: UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO VIOLATE THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS. That last one is very important you follow. And if god forbid you do end up violating the second law of thermodynamics, know that whoever appears at your door takes no pleasure in harvesting your kneecaps.