ah, give it to me Matty daddy, it’s so big and hard is there a bigger one on earth?

“ah, that’s just a theory,” he says as he pulls me closer

I can feel it now his big hard “hidden lore” changing what I think about the series of adventures I played with him when we were teenagers, filling me with a happy feeling

oh gosh, I say, it feels so good matty! fill me up! Aaah yeah!

just then he drops his “big reveal”

ah, yes fill me matty daddy! fill me up more!

it’s so wet and it’s gushing out of him

ah yes thanks matty we should do this again this time!

I never saw him again until he struck it big on youtube