Are we really going to fucking do this Anon? Are we really going to fucking JOKE right NOW? Do you know who the fuck just died? David fucking bowie. He was crafting masterpieces when you weren’t even a thought yet. He was traveling to distant lands and fucking exotic women before your parents even met. For every great thing you’ve done, Davids done a thousand more. He’ll be illuminating peoples ears with his magic for centuries to come, you’ll be dead at best. You need to watch your fucking tongue and realize who you’re talking about. A square inch of his nutsack is worth more than your entire family you fucking fool. You’ll be dust underneath the earth while David’s changing peoples life from his grave, you filthy fuck. Most of the genres of music you listen to probably wouldn’t even exist without david bowie. We probably wouldn’t exist without david bowie. You or me, pal. Ever heard of the butterfly effect? Who’s to know if the human race would even exist without him? Who’s to know what kind of place this world would’ve been without bowies light illuminating the path for us? Get your fucking head straight bro. Listen to the berlin trilogy and then try and question a thing I just said. You can’t.
Source: /mu/ thread about his death. It may have different origins though, but this is the first time I’ve seen it.