Look at me Morty, I’m a sex offender Morty! A big ol’ sex offender! We’re gonna go on so many adventures Morty, so many adventures, but this time I’m a registered sex offender Morty! You know me, Morty, you knew it all along. This is my season arc! My one armed man. We’re the only friends we got Morty! The outside is our enemy Morty. All those chubby blue haired SJWs are gonna try to take us down Morty! This empire we’ve **buuurrp* created Morty. You and me and Rick and Morty 100 years running around doing all kindsa Rick and Morty adventures Morty.
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*long sigh”
Here’s the truth Morty. I’m going away Morty. I’m going away for 100 years Morty they’re **buuurp* putting me away Morty. For 100 year for all the sex… *buuurp* All the sex offenses Morty. You’re gonna have to go on without me Morty. It’s gonna be okay Morty, you can do this Morty you will be okay Morty.
100 years Morty! 100 years! 100 seasons Morty! Just you Morty! I’m going away for a while, but I’ll see you soon Morty.
I love you Morty. I’ll come back after the uh… the thing.
100 years, Morty.