Everybody else in the theatre:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh
Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hhahahah
Everybody else in the theatre: why the heck are you laughing?
Me: why are you screaming this isn’t even scary
Everybody else in the theatre: the girl just got eaten by the shark
Me: I know, it’s so fake isn’t it!
Everybody else in the theatre: oh, I thought it was real…
Me: what in the world, they don’t kill actors in the process of making movies, duh!