UMMMMMMM EXCUSE ME LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ARE THE GREATEST STORIES EVER TOLD OKAY PLZ SIT DOWN

im sik of u old media style geezers hatin’ on us GAMERZ who r just tryin 2 keep it 100 #emoji. how dare u criticize video games. they r like evry typ of media rolled in 2 1 big media and the BEST PART is u can defin ethe STORY.

4 instanec ppl always talk abuot how gr8 moivies like citizen LAME and la corbin blau or w/e or hype up things like herman wanger’s the ring (lol he just stole it from LOTR that’s lord of the rings 4 u non-nerds) but nun of those are as good as a little series called MASS EFFECT which is so gud b/c the characters have REAL STRUGGLS like reel ppl. nobody wants 2 see weird fat ladies sing or old people b old and lame and crusty lol.

even indie stuff games do better. i had this pretentous HIPSTER JACKASS who was probs a sjw or somethin lame tellin me about this movie meek’s cutoff and how it had like heart and a sense of grounded reality despite being fairly slow moving and that it was dramatically underappreciated because the structure of the film made it unpalatable to a larger audience, even an audience of supposed film buffs, but the subtle beauty of the scenes and the quiet strength and fear of the characters in the face of this vast unknown wild was a perfect mirror in to the american experience both as an example of our expansion west but also as a metaphor for our culture facing these new and terrifying challenges in a post-cold war world. but I was like LOL laem thers a much BETTER indie game called FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES which is about ANIMAMTRONICS that r scary and there are DED KIDS inside wow didnt expect dat did u?

vido games are flawess and perfect b/c i am young (but smarter than other kids my age LOL people mistake me 4 an adult all the time) and mistake relating my personal experiences to a medium as a mark of quality because of my inability to critically look at any media, and since I mostly use games as a method of coping with stress, the idea of criticizing something I view as a safe haven is so barbaric to me that my only possible reaction is one of visceral hatred.

p.s. citizen lame.


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