Well, ๐ค, Iโve explained this before in some of my comments but it appears some redditors have a serious reading ๐ disorder so I will explain it again. Now, where were we? Ah yes, gravy ๐. You know, it all started 6 years ago. Back then, I was happily married to this man (he turned out to be a cunt so I left him ๐โโ๏ธ, but thatโs not relevant in this story ). As you probably know, the members of a couple do the sex like all the time. Children fall asleep? Do the sex (๐๐ป๐๐ป). Internet goes off? Do the sex (๐๐ป๐๐ป) Husband leaves for a business trip? Do the sex (๐๐ป๐ค๐ฝ). Anyway, ๐, when the novelty of sex wears off it starts feeling like a chore, and thus the mind seeks new forms of entertainment to regain the lost spice ๐ถ. So it was only natural for the kinks to arrive ๐. We started experimenting on all sorts of things (I will not dwelve into details in order to keep the post PG ๐ญ). After a while, gravy caught our attention. ๐. Or maybe, it was the gravy what chose me, we will never know. As a river flows into the ocean and it knows no other course, so the gravy inevitably slipped into my coochie๐ฅฃโก๏ธ๐๐ป. And boi, *did it feel GREAT.* Warm, greasy sauce rubbing against the walls of my inner tube. At first we used it as lube (my ex-husband would dip his you-know-what๐ in the gravy pot and then would do the sex for hours). But surprisingly enough, there was a side-effect we could have never dreamed of. Apparently, gravy possesses a few chemical properties which have escaped scienceโs grasp for so many years ๐ฎ. If hot enough, gravy particles acquire the ability to disrupt the sperm cells through a process known as *gravytosis,* immediately killing them. To make it easy for you reddit simpletons ๐ค, as long as the gravy is in there I cannot conceive a baby!! Now my life motto is: ***NO BABY WHERE THEREโS GRAVY!***. There you have it, now you know why I chose this beautiful name! (please stop username-shaming me, Iโd appreciate that๐ค) I wish you all a great day and a safe and fun reddit-browsing experience! ๐