I am sincerely sorry my good fellow if I have insulted you or angered you in any achievable way. I hope you have not been mentally or emotionally scarred by my way of speech over the internet, I did not pause and imagine another person being offended by the style of someone’s speech. Here, please acknowledge my devout and earnest atonement for I am sincerely filled with the most yearning remorse and contrition, please do not bear malice upon me. I have yet to achieve what you call “a real life”