I never can determine when the correct time to harvest the berries. Most berries come in various shapes and sizes.
We have the brown berries which I do find to have the most flavor. The hair does get in the way but it’s nice to use to floss out any corn. Mmm…corn is like a special little treat.
Then we get the white dingles which really are just a lot of fillers. Most toilet paper doesn’t have many calories. You’d be lucky to get some left over residue. At least you’ll get your daily dose of fiber.
The wet dingles are very rare indeed and most people wipe them off or discard of them completely. So juicy though. The little pop off juice after your bite down is amazing after being able to smile for the first time and having the brown liquid seep out from your teeth and down onto your chest.