That’s right, and I am tired of people saying I do. I have an enormous cock! I have a penis the likes of which man has never seen before! It should be enough to make women gape in awe at the sight of it but instead they just point and laugh. This makes no sense! I’m tired of when I’m about to make sexy time with a chick but she just laughs and then video calls all her dozens of friends so they can see and guffaw at it too. I’m tired of when I’m just bragging to all the dudes at the showers at the pool about how magnificently large my battleship is but then they pull my towel down then all gather around me to cackle about how tiny it is. It is humiliating and I know that I am in the right! It is the most humongous thing known to man and they are all just too jealous to admit it!
And on that note, I do not have erectile dysfunction. If the chicks don’t even have the patience to wait just three hours for a bit of wood then they don’t deserve this magnificent cock.