A few weeks ago, I believed there weren’t any reasons for me to go on living. I didn’t feel any emotions, and yet it felt as though I were experiencing every emotion all at once. Everything was incomprehensible and paradoxical, and it created a sort of tension inside me. The pressure just kept growing and growing, and it felt like my head was about to explode. But it never did. The tension never stopped building. I wanted to kill myself. After a little while, I decided I’d do it by shooting myself. To do that I’d need to get a gun, though, so I went online to do some research on the subject. At one point, I misclicked, and it brought me to a YouTube video. The video was about a film called “Gun Self-Defense For Ladies (and for men too!)”. Apparently, this film was made by a man called Derek Savage. I went down an internet rabbit hole, and ultimately, it led me to this movie. Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus. This movie might be the best thing that ever happened to me. The score would give Eminem a run for his money. The action left me filled with adrenaline and dripping in sweat. And the cliffhanger ending with Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting had me wanting more. Honestly, I don’t want to die anymore. This film has restored my hope in humanity. Bravo, Savage. And thank you, Cool Cat.