“Here’s some of the lyrics, you ready?
Whores in this house.
There’s some whores in this house.
There’s some whores in this house.
There’s some whores in this house.
I said: “Certified Freak.” Seven days a week.
Wet ass p-word, make that pull-out game weak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, you f-ing with some wet-ass p-word.
Bring a buckiitt and a *maahp* for this wet-ass p-word.
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass p-word.
Beat it up, n-word! Catch a charge!
Extra large and extra hard. Put this p-word right in your face.
Swipe your nose like a credit card!
Hop on top, I wanna ride.
I do a *khaaygulll* while it’s *insiiydde.*
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes.
This p-word is wet, come take a *diiyve.*
Ta*ahlk* your s-word, bite your lip.
Ask for a car while you ride that d-word.
You really ain’t never gonna f-him for a *thaiing,*
he already made his mind up fore he *caiiym*
Now, get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass p-word
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass p-
right, so. de- guys. Th- this is what feminists fought for. *This* is what the feminist movement was *all* about.”
\-Benjamin Shapiro, reciting the lyrics to “WAP” by Cardi B.