you are mining looking for diamonds to make a jukebox to play that disc you found. you go down to y 11 and you think found them,but alas they are but baked heinz beans. you are confused and start questioning what this is. you build a sword from it to find out it makes explode to little brown pieces that you can pick up. you pick up the brown piece and it says poop. “what is this? did i download a mod pack or something? what is this fever dream?” you say looking at the poop. you place it but you find out that it is eatable. you eat and it gives you poison and nausea. you look at the beans and put them in a bowl and eat them. a new effect appears; diarrhoea. you need to build a toilet or your things will be stained forever. you look at the 1.16 patch notes. no sign of beans. you search on the internet. no signs of beans. suddenly everyone starts posting about beans. your computer turns to beans. “WHAT IS HAPPENING?” you say as your chair turns into beans “I DONT LIKE THIS!” your house turns into beans suddenly there is a bean sword next to you. you try to wake up but it won’t work. you pinch yourself to find pain. this is not a dream but reality. all minecraft mobs you thought were just fictional turn to you, but they are all covered with beans. you try to slay them but the skeleton shoots bean into your mouth and legs and you lose your balance. it rains beans. you are surrounded in beans. everything is beans. nothing is beans. the sky shatters in front of you and the moon turns to beans. “this is it” you say accepting your fate, tears rolling down your face. “it has bean a good life”