This semester was going to be THE SEMESTER for me to FINALLY get an anime goth girlfriend, but i am finding it difficult to “pull” because of online classes and social distancing. It’s hard to talk to women when all they say is “professor I have a question” or ‘*furturegirlfriend has left the call’.* I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way. Any homies out there that feel the same say “I” cause I feel ya man. Send love to the homie struggle. Venmo will be fine. What I really want is a homegirl to be my ece 3710 lab partner. Hey baby, lets split the cost on a myDAQ. Deep down, all i want is a sweetie with some vocals so we can sing both parts of Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado together. But you can be bad at singing too, it’s all about heart. Now you may be thinking, “Why would I want to date this random reddit user?” Well as Anne Hatheway!! (YEs anne hatheway said this!) said in Intersteller, “love is the one thing we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space” and baby I can feel it, that you’re the one on the other side of that screen who is right for me. Anyways, I’m determined and I’ve made up my mind. I’m casting the net. I said to myself, “Why go to the anime goth girls when they can come to me.” With that said,
Dear anime goth girls, PLEASE comment down below or dm me. I’m a flexible guy. Shoot your shot. I look forward to the flood of replies and messages I will be receiving.
Thank you for reading and THWG