1. dick
1. cock
1. phallus
1. member
1. manhood
1. schlong
1. dong
1. heat-seeking moisture missile
1. johnson
1. meat
1. sexcalibur
1. shaft
1. wiener
1. fuck stick
1. willy
1. beaver basher
1. wee wee
1. cum gun
1. boner
1. danger noodle
1. tool
1. one-eyed wonder weasel
1. pocket rocket
1. prick
1. genitalia
1. joystick
1. krull the warrior king
1. pecker
1. ding dong
1. disco stick
1. donger
1. dork
1. dude piston
1. fire hose
1. flesh flute
1. fuck rod
1. fun stick
1. giggle stick
1. goofy goober
1. helmet head
1. john thomas
1. junk
1. knob
1. lap rocket
1. leaky hose
1. length
1. lingam
1. love muscle
1. love rod
1. love stick
1. master sword
1. meat and two veg
1. meat sword
1. netherrod
1. one-eyed trouser-snake
1. one-eyed yogurt slinger
1. organ
1. peen
1. peter
1. pink torpedo
1. piss weasle
1. pisser
1. piston
1. rod
1. sweet spot
1. thing
1. weapon
1. wood
1. baby-maker
1. bald-headed yogurt slinger
1. bed snake
1. beef whistle
1. candle
1. captain
1. chopper
1. cranny axe
1. cucumber
1. custard launcher
1. diddly
1. ding-a-ling
1. ding-dong
1. dingus
1. dink
1. dinky
1. dragon
1. drum stick
1. eggroll
1. equipment
1. excalibur
1. flesh tower
1. footlong
1. fuckpole
1. horn
1. male organ
1. meat popsicle
1. meat stick
1. meat thermometer
1. membrum virile
1. mickey
1. middle leg
1. old boy
1. old man
1. one-eyed monster
1. one-eyed trouser snake
1. pee-pee
1. pig skin bus
1. pingas
1. pink oboe
1. pintle
1. pizzle
1. pork sword
1. princess sophia
1. private part
1. prong
1. purple-helmeted warrior of love
1. quiver bone
1. ramrod
1. rig
1. root
1. runnion
1. sausage
1. schlort
1. schnitzel
1. short arm
1. single serving soup dispenser
1. skin flute
1. soldier
1. spawn hammer
1. stick shift
1. stiffy
1. tallywhacker
1. thingy
1. third leg
1. todger
1. trouser snake
1. tube steak
1. tubesteak
1. wang
1. wang doodle
1. weenie
1. whoopie stick
1. winkle
1. yogurt gun
1. yogurt hose
1. anaconda
1. baby arm
1. bacon bazooka
1. blue-vein sausage
1. bobby dangler
1. boom stick
1. bratwurst
1. choad
1. dagger
1. dipstick
1. erection
1. front tail
1. fudge sickle
1. hog
1. how’s your father
1. intromittent organ
1. jimmy
1. kielbasa
1. langer
1. loom
1. love pistol
1. love whistle
1. lunch box
1. machine
1. male member
1. man meat
1. man umbrella
1. middle stump
1. needle
1. nerve
1. old fellow
1. one eyed trouser-snake
1. one eyed wonder weasel
1. one eyed yogurt slinger
1. one-eyed anaconda
1. one-eyed snake
1. one-eyed willie
1. one-eyed wonder worm
1. pego
1. pencil
1. pillicock
1. pitched tent
1. plonker
1. plug
1. propagator
1. pudding
1. purple-headed warrior
1. purple-headed yoghurt slinger
1. putz
1. rod of pleasure
1. roger
1. russell the love muscle
1. sea monster
1. stalk
1. steamin’ semen roadway
1. tarse
1. tonk
1. tube
1. verge
1. virile member
1. wand
1. wedding tackle
1. wee-wee
1. whang
1. whanger
1. who who dilly
1. wick
1. yum-yum
1. alabama black snake
1. baby maker
1. big italian salami
1. cock rocket
1. d train
1. doinker
1. easy rider
1. genitals
1. hockey cocky
1. hose
1. jerry springer
1. little alex
1. lollipop
1. love gun
1. love rocket
1. love shaft
1. lovestick
1. man muscle
1. master john goodfellow
1. master of ceremonies
1. old chap
1. one eyed monster
1. one eyed snake
1. pee pee
1. peepee
1. pickle
1. pink tractor beam
1. purple headed soldier man
1. purple headed yoghurt slinger
1. rutter
1. schmuck, shmuck
1. schwanz
1. schwarz
1. snausage
1. throbber
1. thundersword
1. tonsil tickler
1. twig
1. wanger
1. winkie
1. ying-yang
1. yoo-hoo
1. zubra
1. baby-arm
1. baloney pony
1. birdie
1. bishop
1. bits
1. bobby
1. bologna pony
1. boonga
1. burrito
1. cack
1. chloral hydrate
1. choda
1. chode
1. chubbie
1. clarinet
1. crank
1. dangler
1. dicklet
1. dingaling
1. dinger
1. dingis
1. dingy
1. dinkle
1. dirk
1. doder
1. dog bone
1. domepiece
1. donkey kong
1. doodle
1. e-peen
1. erectile organ
1. get it up
1. gherkin
1. gut wrench
1. hairy canary
1. hairy hotdog
1. hammer
1. hard-on
1. head
1. helmet
1. hooded
1. hooter
1. hot rod
1. hotdog
1. human penis
1. hung
1. jade stalk
1. jamoke
1. jigger
1. jock
1. joy juice
1. kickstand
1. lad
1. limp bizkit
1. longfellow
1. love truncheon
1. main vein
1. male genital organ
1. meat puppet
1. meat whistle
1. meatstick
1. monster
1. nature’s scythe
1. nob
1. p-word
1. package
1. packer
1. patz
1. pedro
1. pee-wee
1. peeper
1. peeter
1. person
1. piece
1. pike
1. pipe
1. polaroid
1. pole
1. pud
1. purple-headed soldier
1. python
1. salami
1. schmeckel
1. schwantz
1. schwartz
1. sconge
1. seamonster
1. sebastianic sword
1. sex
1. shlittle
1. shrinkage
1. snake
1. spunk torpedo
1. stiffie
1. stretcher
1. sucker
1. swipe
1. tadger
1. tagger
1. tail
1. tally whacker
1. tallywacker
1. tent pole
1. tockley
1. trouser meat
1. trouser monkey
1. truncheon
1. tube steak of love
1. vulgar slangcock
1. wankie
1. weeny
1. who who dillie
1. widdler
1. widgie
1. willie
1. wingwang
1. winky
1. yard
1. yogurt slinger
1. chut
1. dingle
1. jackhammer
1. john
1. junior
1. lady boner
1. lipstick
1. male organs
1. maypole
1. meat rod
1. percy
1. pink cigar
1. pop a chub
1. schmuck
1. sex organ
1. sex tool
1. shlong
1. shmekl
1. spitstick
1. tinker
1. wee
1. weiner
1. little man