I had been with this great girl for a few months now and about a week ago she lost her apartment due to a roommate who wasnt paying her share of the rent. I offered her to move in with me and she happily accepted, but ive noticed though now that in the middle of the night i keep getting woken up by some noises. I didnt not realize wut it was at first but i now know that the noises were her loud smelly farts. Whenever were sleeping together i get woken up in the middle of the night by her farts an average of 2-3 times a night.
The strange thing is though that when she does it im not affected negatively by this, in fact i started taking massive amounts of caffeine right before bed so i would be up all night. When she falls asleep I get under the covers curl up and stick my face very close to her sexy ass, and just wait for the moment she farts…and oh lawd when she does fart…i furiously masturbate and inhale the fumes. I let that great smell engulf my entire being, i inhale so hard that sometimes i almost wake her up.
Even now during the day i bring home indian and mexican food often just so i can hear her release gas more often…its so strong sometimes i can almost taste it. A couple days ago she was pooping (i know because shes been in the bathroom now for over 4 minutes) and the second i heard the plop sound in the toilet i would yell “FIRE FIRE GET OUT!” so she wouldnt have enough time to flush, then she would run out of the toilet and out of the apartment and i would lock the door behind her. Then id enter the bathroom and stick my face into the toilet bowl and keep my eyes on her bowel movement and inhale deep. I feel like i should admit this new fetish to her but im not sure how she’d react. She seems pretty open minded but i dunno
UPDATE: I told her about this and at first she was very embarrassed about her farting but i told her that she is still very feminine and i love wut she does. She warmed up to the idea and she promised me she will sit on my face and fart as soon as tomorrow! hip hip hooray!